Sunday, December 04, 2005

Crush Syndrome

Caused by: Crush Virus (named by my best-friend who knows me best)

Symptoms: A unexpected feeling of need to someone of opposite sex (but not to the boyfriend). Going head over heel with someone who being extra nice to the sufferer. Become extremely flirty, advanterous and might do anything that sometimes unusual to win the heart of targeted person. Boyfriend will be neglected or feel uninterested to him. Also known as infatuation.

Duration of illness: Depends. Sometimes after a week, it will go away. Usually it occurs for few weeks or months. The longest has been reported was almost a year.

Is it contagious? No. But the people around the sufferer might feel confused of the situation, bored with the excessive of details of the targeted person and even annoyed by the unbelieveble behaviour of the sufferer.

How to cure? Ignorance is the best medicine. The sufferer will be bored with the targeted person in no time. Especially when the sufferer has a boyfriend, the curing process will be faster.

How to detect that it has been cured? The sufferer suddenly feel bored, uninterested and ignore the targeted person. She will find faults and cons of the targeted person.

Is it dangerous? No, but if you are the sufferer's boyfriend, you might need to be extra nice to her to make sure that the illness is cured quickly. But if you are the targeted person, I'm so sorry.

Why it happened? Might caused by the lack of attention from the boyfriend or just pure flirtation that gone wrong. And usually it's the latter one.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank God I'm not the targeted person

Anonymous said...

haha... macam pernah kena je penyakit camni :-)

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